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Shari Clause

(Santa claus is coming to town)

♫You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, Better run and hide
Shari’s Menopause is comin’ to town
She’s making a fist and wrapping them twice
Gonna gonna knock you out and put you on ice
Shari’s Menopause is comin’ to town
She’ll kill you when you’re sleepin’
She drinks till she’s half baked
She don’t care if you’ve been bad or good
In your heart she’ll drive a stake
Oh! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Shari’s Menopause is comin’ to town
With little sharp knives and a bottle of Rum
Doesn’t give a hoot She thinks your a bum
Shari’s Menopause is comin’ to town
Tore the heads off dolls and will do you to
Will take out the neihbors and wipe you out too
Shari’s Menopause is comin’ to town
Then kids in Girl and Boy land she’ll have a killing spree
They’re gonna build a huge wall and pray for you and me!
So! You better watch out, you better not cry
Better not pout, I’m telling you why
Shari’s Menopause is comin’ to town♫

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